I love to travel, and my job allows for lots of it; I've taught workshops and given speeches all over the world. If, incomprehensibly, you'd like me to speak at your conference, book club, workshop, writers' group, custody hearing, etc., reach out to me via . I'm always happy to give a discount to schools, libraries, and other non-profit organizations.
Patronize me! By which I mean give me money and I'll give you all kinds of goooooood stuff, wink-wink/nudge-nudge. (I don't know why I'm doing that. This is perfectly legit and legal.)