OFFICIAL WEBSITE OF MARYJANICE DAVIDSON
I'm not sure the word 'official' is necessary.
Ignore the scads of unofficial websites, I guess?
Is this a real problem? How many could there be?
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Here are random pictures of random things, which are supposed to soothe you, I guess? Or convince you I know what I'm doing? I don't follow the logic at all.
ABOUT ME
(These aren't my hands)
I wrote a lot of stuff, and I'm writing new stuff. I give speeches and teach workshops, and visit schools and libraries, but only if you feed me. I'm also lazy, so I'm using a standard website template which I refuse to customize. Instead, I'm passively/aggressively snarking all over it. Enjoy...me!
STILL MORE ME
(Again: not my hands. I have small, pale, delicate hands with fragile feminine wrists, like Donald Trump.)
(This is the part where even though I'm writing my own bio, I'm doing it in third person. All authors do this. We know it's weird.)
MaryJanice is the NYT and USA Today best-selling author of several novels and is published across multiple genres, including the UNDEAD series and the FosterWere Trilogy. Her books have been published in over a dozen languages and have been on best-seller lists all over the world. She has published books, novellas, articles, short stories, recipes, reviews, and rants, and writes a bi-weekly column for USA Today.
A former model and medical test subject, she has been sentenced to live in St. Paul, MN, with her husband, children, and dogs.
"Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale."
Hans Christian Andersen
Shut up, Hans. Nobody likes you. Why is this page even on this template?
